Zombie Virus Mutations

Run for the hills Hansen clan (& affiliates)!! It appears that our family is being over taken by some mutated strand of the zombie virus that is turning us slowly into dumbfounded, obsessed, insatiable Star Wars fans! You saw Parker foaming at the mouth (evidence that he is patient zero), but now he thinks he is a storm trooper. I personally believe I have been affected (although it appears to be a slow moving strain as I have been scrathing at my throat for a week now). While showing no specific symptoms, Feel strange I do. Pops on the other hand is far gone. He has been witnessed (on more than one occassion) ordering happy meals for the sole purpose of collecting Star Wars toys.