In what is sure to be only the first of many encounters, Parker and Morticia dueled relentlessly for control of the corner of his room hidden behind his crib. Parker had the advantage in size, speed, strength and intelligence, (given morticia's brain is barely the size of his pinky toe) Morticia, the more athletic of two, wanted it more and was willing to put it all on the line. In the end, talent outweighed desire, and Morticia was sent back to her cage shamefully defeated. Parker on the other hand followed her to her cage and rubbed his victory in her face by slapping his hand in torment against the glass while yelling, "Da, Da, Da." (Parker for "Whose your daddy!!!")
