I will make this one short (mostly for the wussy faint in heart people, who will remain nameless - meh, wade, emily - who said I should not post this). My little southern man does not wear shoes. This is because his feet are like little balls of fat (and it looks like they would have to be uncomfortable strapped into flat bottom shoes as a result). Thus, he runs (and I do mean runs) everywhere, occasionally falling and hurting himself. I promise it doesn't bother him at all that his toe nails look like they belong to an 80 year old man (and they don't seem to hurt him much either).
