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As part of an elaborate intimidation strategy, Parker "the warrior" Hansen sculpts his hair to resemble the sharp spines of the hedgehog. As he attacks his prey (usually his parents) with the business end of a stuffed animal (Amelia the hedgehog) he screams wildly why shaking his fists in the air. The tactic is already highly effective, reducing his enemy to fear and trembling (although some claim that his parents are only putting on a show) but the warrior is never content to let a strategy remain less than perfect. Currently "the warrior" has been seen training an actual hedgehog to attack at his command while wearing some sort of primal garb (diaper) and covered in dark skin painting (chocolate).
As part of an elaborate intimidation strategy, Parker "the warrior" Hansen sculpts his hair to resemble the sharp spines of the hedgehog. As he attacks his prey (usually his parents) with the business end of a stuffed animal (Amelia the hedgehog) he screams wildly why shaking his fists in the air. The tactic is already highly effective, reducing his enemy to fear and trembling (although some claim that his parents are only putting on a show) but the warrior is never content to let a strategy remain less than perfect. Currently "the warrior" has been seen training an actual hedgehog to attack at his command while wearing some sort of primal garb (diaper) and covered in dark skin painting (chocolate).
