1.07.2006

Not the First Hair Cut

Parker has had many haircuts up to this point in his life. The first was the most traumatic (only for his mother, who felt like cutting his hair would mark the threshold between being a boy and becoming a man), but the process has evolved into a well oiled & efficient machine. Parker is stripped and buckled into his chair. In order to keep him from becoming upset with his restraints, he is given a sucker to keep him preoccupied. What follows is a chaotic mix of laughing, crying, cutting, sucking, getting sticky, and getting hairy that will inevitably end with Parker sucking on a hair covered sucker while looking like Sean Connery (covered in manly hair).