Hansen Family Reunion Entry 003Due to circumstances outside of our control, we missed the first two days of the family reunion. Normally in the first few days of our time together we manage to hold relatively pointless contests, that bring a great deal of pride to the winner, and ultimate shame to the loser. The first contest set about to determine which family has the largest nose. The basis of measurement was calculated volume (yes, we did actually take precise measurements and made accurate calculations), and our Grandmother won. The rest of us were all ashamed that we had not lived up to her stature. The second contest I won. This time around we set out to calculate who was the smallest male in the family, based on a weight per inch of height calculation (Monte was the biggest loser so to speak). This year, I am not sure what the contest was, but by the looks of it, I am glad that I wasn't involved.
