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"Now watch closely. The first thing you do is put your seat belt on, and then you adjust the mirrors. Don't even think about turning the radio on for at least six months, and no cell phones either. Those things will get you killed. Do you have your eagle scout yet? If you don't you can forget about this. Remember, keep your hands at ten & two, ten & two. Red means stop. If you didn't know that already you will never get behind this wheel again. Last of all, you must realize that you are just borrowing this car from me, so when you get out, move the seat back up so I don't have to. It's your fault anyway that my legs are so short."
"Now watch closely. The first thing you do is put your seat belt on, and then you adjust the mirrors. Don't even think about turning the radio on for at least six months, and no cell phones either. Those things will get you killed. Do you have your eagle scout yet? If you don't you can forget about this. Remember, keep your hands at ten & two, ten & two. Red means stop. If you didn't know that already you will never get behind this wheel again. Last of all, you must realize that you are just borrowing this car from me, so when you get out, move the seat back up so I don't have to. It's your fault anyway that my legs are so short."
