As Hansens', we really don't walk all that much (You might say we are the anti-walkers. That's not really true. We like to walk as much as the next guy, just not as much as the guy next to him.) Parker decided that walking was just not efficient enough, so he decided to craft a mechanism with wheels and pedals. He claims it will revolutionize travel around the world. (I didn't have the heart to tell him that it already had.)
A self-proclaimed "good guy" who likes the sound of his own voice, and the look of his own words a little too much to be considered humble by most people.