Calmly, Parker stood behind that "wild croc" waiting for it to step out of line. The beast reared it's head and Parker pulled on it's tail so hard that crocodile tears came to the "croc's" eyes (really, they were huge like the croc). And just that quickly, the beast was tamed, and all of the little children hoped on their new deluxe transport and toured the zoo like royalty.
A self-proclaimed "good guy" who likes the sound of his own voice, and the look of his own words a little too much to be considered humble by most people.